January 2010
16 posts
Am I the only person who thinks Jay Leno is funnier than Conan? I am beginning to think so.
As a connoisseur of cheap and easy meals, here is my latest creation.
Heat up one Morning Star spicy black bean patty. Cut it up. Put it on a tortilla shell. Add cheese, sour cream, and hot sauce. Roll ‘er up. These bad boys have really been hitting the spot.
The Biggest Loser was on at the gym tonight. Some girl on the show fell off a treadmill. I started cracking up. I then tripped and almost fell off the treadmill. The girl running next to me witnessed the whole incident and laughed at me. Maybe karma is real.
Alabama wins. I pick up some really drunk guy’s wallet, which he dropped without noticing, and return it to him. He buys me a drink. Being nice wins. I am drunk.
me, in the paper, sounding like the neurotic... →
today some man was standing on the street corner literally screaming about jesus, how satan is a loser, etc. everyone was stopping to stare, but I hardly noticed. thanks, south carolina. you have created my immunity to at least one breed of crazy.
I have my computer back. Today has been one of the longest days of my life.
I woke up a 4 am eastern time. My first flight was delayed so I was really pushing it to make my connection. I had to run. A long way. The Atlanta airport is really big. I made it to the plane with two minutes to spare. It was like a movie. I got to Portland at 11 pacific time. My bag went to Las Vegas. I took the train...